Seniath’s Blog

[It's not often I do these things, but I'm a sucker for movie quotes. If you want to answer and are reading this on FB, click through to my blog and post there. Or don't. Tbh, not too arsed if no one answers, it was a moderatly entertaining way to kill half an hour.]

The rules:

• Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
• Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
• Post them here for everyone to guess.
• Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
• NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.

1. I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I’d rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH! The Thing (Steve)
2. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears. Serenity (Sponge)
3. Aw, crap.
4. How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit? Aliens (Steve)
5. Dodge this. The Matrix (Sponge)
6. Greetings, programs. Tron (Rob)
7. Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? Army of Darkness (Steve)
8. Y’know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin’ your heavy ass through the burnin’ desert with your dreadlocks stickin’ out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin’ all big and bad… Independence Day (Sponge)
9. Well, to each his own. I chose my path, you chose the way of the hero. And they found you amusing for a while, the people of this city. But the one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you’ve done for them, eventually they will hate you. Why bother? Spider-Man (Pattom, whoever you are . Honestly, was surprised by how many people mistook this for one of the new Batman films.)
10. Let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown. Ghostbusters (Steve)
11. You’ve got red on you. Shaun of the Dead (Sponge)
12. This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I am not your Queen. 300 (Sponge)
13. Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Steve)
14. Oh, no, I always forget to wear deodorant and dance with my boss in a room full of people I work with in a dress with no back. Iron Man (Sponge)
15. [Finally, a throw-away one] KANEDAAAAAAAA! Akira (Rob. Technically, Dan got it first, but he DIDN’T READ THE RULES.)